On Being a Buddhist Nobody...

After the 5th of the month, then until the first of the next month, if I evaporate no one will miss me
This is not sad, because I am NOT on a that damn treadmill of keeping up with that Jones Family
I do NOT have to attempt to appease a gawd who loves practical jokes, such as using cancer, or some unpronounceable disease (unless a celebrity dies from it and gets the disease named after him or her or it)
I do NOT have to fear Satan with his magnet like Roads to Hell, because I am simply too unimportant to bother with as fuel for his eternal fires
Unsolicited phone calls to sell me something has stopped, for it seems the word has spread when I am called I will eat through their time just talking enough to make the caller chatter and chatter away his time, getting nowhere
Unlike with the president I can just go with no need for food tasters, no need for photo ops, or security
Were I to be kidnapped, then I am afraid the kidnappers would be forced to charge if the ransom is NOT paid I will be returned, and this would fail
I am what I am, so no need for an army of PR people, Latin spouting attorneys, and number cooking CPAs
The world is packed already egocentric folk monologue exchanging, so why bother adding my two-cents